decepticonguardian:

dylan-gould:

decepticonguardian:

Give it a shot.  If there’s a video of it I’m sure someone’s put it somewhere.

I found some………I shall request Soundwave to find more…….

Good for you.

It’s their fault for getting in the way.
Does anyone have any idea how hard it is to get blood out of upholstery once it’s set in there?

It’s their fault for getting in the way.

Does anyone have any idea how hard it is to get blood out of upholstery once it’s set in there?

(via decepticonkairi)

decepticonguardian:

Give it a shot.  If there’s a video of it I’m sure someone’s put it somewhere.

decepticonguardian:

dylan-gould:

decepticonguardian:

Fascinating…….

I have not been granted the……resources to study these things…..as accurately as I would like……

…Just go to some third world country and watch the traffic cameras, trust me, it’ll happen.

Humans……have access….to such recordings?

The internet.

decepticonguardian:

Fascinating…….

I have not been granted the……resources to study these things…..as accurately as I would like……

…Just go to some third world country and watch the traffic cameras, trust me, it’ll happen.

decepticonguardian:

Agreed………Should your body be torn apart……..how long….do you think it will take…..for your internal organs to spill out?

…Uh…instantly…

You realize that a human is just…literally a sack of wet organs held together by muscle and bone right?  You split one open and break that bag holding everything in place it all just kind of spills out.

I raced in Nascar, I’ve seen it.

decepticonguardian:

dylan-gould:

decepticonguardian:

…..What

..what…

……….I am perplexed

How about we just drop the subject completely.

decepticonguardian:

…..What

..what…

decepticonguardian:

dylan-gould:

decepticonguardian:

Ah…….I see the Dylan human has been….informed of this punishment……

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You’re sick.

Dissatisfied…….would be a more appropriate term

Nipple-circles don’t exactly read as ‘dissatisfied’.

I…

lord-megatron:

I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE

INTO THAT, SHOCKWAVE

decepticonguardian:

Ah…….I see the Dylan human has been….informed of this punishment……

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You’re sick.

lord-megatron:

tornadoshit:

lord-megatron replied to your post: You know what I haven’t done in a while

Then do it

I’m gonna get in my holoform and get after Dylan

Can I tag along?

YOU CAN’T BOTH RAPE ME

W-

No you’re not!